Perspective

This morning, I called my sister. "I need to preface this conversation," I warned her. "I have the gimmes and I want to wallow for just a minute."

She replied with "What?"

"The gimme-gimmes," I said. "You know, where are you comparing yourself to others and it makes you want stuff you can't have that's not good for you?"

"Oh! The gimmes," she said. "I get …